monday hair: let’s look slightly disheveled today.
tuesday hair: you washed me, but i still wont do anything you want.
wednesday hair: let’s get so crazy your coworkers start questioning if everything is okay.
thursday hair: just call me elphaba, ‘cause I’m defying gravity in all the wrong ways.
friday hair: seeing your crush today? let’s look absolutely awful to the point where you cry getting ready.
saturday hair: tennis practice at 11am? here, let’s look like we just stepped out of a beauty magazine. here’s some shine. and texture. and volume. and general amazingness i love you.
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.
I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW
it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit
GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL
Our dog went in for a routine teeth cleaning yesterday. They have to anesthetize them. She had a bad reaction to the anesthesia and passed away this morning.
Leo and I just hung on to each other for dear life. We had cigarettes hidden in the pockets of our costumes and the two of us literally were having conversations like ‘What would happen if we died?’ and I’d say things like ‘Leo, I love you, I really do love you so much. You are a very important person to me and I’d have your babies. I would, I’d have your babies, really, it’s fine - Kate Winslet.Friends are very important to me, and it comes with the territory of being in this business that sometimes you’re going to meet people who aren’t as genuine as they might seem. we all deal with that, and one way of doing it is to focus on the people you know are dependable, people you know you can trust. Kate is one of those - Leonardo DiCaprio.
“I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.”
I could stare at this until I die.
It’s ridiculous! You know, something like that happens, and it’s embarrassing, and then people just talk about it!
OK ELSA. YOU GOT YOUR OSCAR. PLEASE DON’T LET IT SNOW.
Please Elsa. Let it go.
list of my favorite actors & actresses » Leonardo DiCaprio"Everywhere I go, somebody is staring at me. I don`t know if people are staring because they recognize me or because they think I`m a weirdo."